“Thunder” isms – 1

 

COMPILED FROM MANY ATHLETES OVER MANY YEARS

 

1) “Only two balls per athlete. If you want to keep that one, then I will go get my Leatherman and take one of yours.”

2) “I want to see some heel to glute”

3) “We need to bury that duck”

4) “Quit feeling sorry for yourself.” 

5) “You can wish in one hand and sh#! in the other. See which one fills up first.”

6) “We’ve left All-Americans behind.”

7) (Coach I have a girlfriend) “Is she a sighted woman? Does she have thin ankles?”

8 ) “I’ve got your last mile time. It was February.”

9) “We’re gonna be axel deep to a ferris wheel”

10) “…well we’d all be eatin’ rainbow stew and drinking free bubble-up.”

11) “Why don’t you get out a gun, and shoot your legs off?!”

12) “I’m working harder than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”

13) “That woman could jump-start a 747.”

14) “I didn’t see the end of your race, I was puking under the bleachers.”

15) “I’m warm and above ground.”

16) “You know you’re old when the best part of your day is a good bowel movement.”

17) “Only two things come from Oklahoma, steers and queers, and you don’t look like a steer to me.”

18) “He’s probably looking for sharp objects and high places.”

19) “He’s a fuzz pounder, huh?”

20) “You guys look like a bunch of bear cubs searching for their peckers!”