“Thunder” isms – 2
November 18, 2007
COMPILED FROM MANY ATHLETES OVER MANY YEARS
21) “That Chris Coffey is gonna come rolling in like a shot put.”
22) “I’m busier than a one-legged man in a fancy-dance.”
23) “He’s as lonely as a pork chop at a Jewish picnic.”
24) “Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t read the menu.”
25) “The soap Nazi told me you guys are going through a lot of liquid soap.”
25) “You have to watch out for those sticky fingered Golden Gusties”
26) “Its like a cow peeing on a flat rock”
27) “You know why the South lost the Civil War? Lee was a fine General, but a poor Quartermaster. I may not be a good Coach, but I’m a damn fine quartermaster.”
28) “I think those techies are really having a good time staying in the hotel. I’m not sure they ever made it to prom.”
29) (Said over the track P.A. system) “This is the voice of God”
30) “I’d sooner be damned than be a damned Sooner.”
“Thunder” isms – 1
November 18, 2007
COMPILED FROM MANY ATHLETES OVER MANY YEARS
1) “Only two balls per athlete. If you want to keep that one, then I will go get my Leatherman and take one of yours.”
2) “I want to see some heel to glute”
3) “We need to bury that duck”
4) “Quit feeling sorry for yourself.”
5) “You can wish in one hand and sh#! in the other. See which one fills up first.”
6) “We’ve left All-Americans behind.”
7) (Coach I have a girlfriend) “Is she a sighted woman? Does she have thin ankles?”
8 ) “I’ve got your last mile time. It was February.”
9) “We’re gonna be axel deep to a ferris wheel”
10) “…well we’d all be eatin’ rainbow stew and drinking free bubble-up.”
11) “Why don’t you get out a gun, and shoot your legs off?!”
12) “I’m working harder than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”
13) “That woman could jump-start a 747.”
14) “I didn’t see the end of your race, I was puking under the bleachers.”
15) “I’m warm and above ground.”
16) “You know you’re old when the best part of your day is a good bowel movement.”
17) “Only two things come from Oklahoma, steers and queers, and you don’t look like a steer to me.”
18) “He’s probably looking for sharp objects and high places.”
19) “He’s a fuzz pounder, huh?”
20) “You guys look like a bunch of bear cubs searching for their peckers!”
